"Funniest Chat Quotes"

I found this on the internet and i was like ROFL! Man take some time to read this if you have extra time to kill :p

"Funniest Chat Quotes"

T-Wolf: man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
RdAwG20: you don't live in Hope mills do you?
T-Wolf: ya, why man?
RdAwG20: lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
T-Wolf: you mother fucker

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole -
ab: HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Zybl0re: get up
Zybl0re: get on up
Zybl0re: get up
Zybl0re: get on up
hxl|paper: and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
[SA]HatfulOfHollow: i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

mage: what should I give sister for unzipping?
Kevyn Um. Ten bucks?
mage: no I mean like, WinZip?

i8b4uUnderground: d-_-b
BonyNoMore: how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore: wait
BonyNoMore: never mind

jeebus: the "bishop" came to our church today
jeebus: he was a fucken impostor
jeebus: never once moved diagonally

Th3No0b: Im going to be the next hitler
Th3No0b: Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
RageAgainsttheAmish: why the clown
Th3No0b: See? no one cares about the jews
RageAgainsttheAmish: lmao

MooseOnDaLoose: Hey Mike
goatboy: what?
MooseOnDaLoose: Pussy.
goatboy: er?
MooseOnDaLoose: Pussy.
goatboy: and?
MooseOnDaLoose: Pussy.
goatboy: ...
MooseOnDaLoose: Pussy.
goatboy: i dont get it
MooseOnDaLoose: AND YOU NEVER WILL.
goatboy: bastard

ohm: damn
ohm: FUCK
ohm: DAMN
ohm: i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
ohm: FUCK
ohm: i go like this to her
ohm: "i want to suck on your clit"
ohm: FUCK

Raven: I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
Raven: It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

UKDJ|Planet: I swear to god
UKDJ|Planet: I've just heard a duck tell a joke
Jock: o...k
UKDJ|Planet: there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
UKDJ|Planet: one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
UKDJ|Planet: then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
UKDJ|Planet: it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

Donald Says...

I was online chatting with an online friend of mine Donald, and we somehow starting discussing on adult issues like p0rn and stuff. This guy Donald never fails to make me laugh. Here's just part of our discussion showing how wise he is pertaining these issues. Donald's from Hong Kong and speaks really broken English and that's why I follow suit so here goes... :-

Donald> You know why Japan have hentai game?
Donald> Why China no hentai game? lol
Me> Why?
Donald> Because China can you little $$$ sex real girl! lol
Me> lol
Donald> Japan, sex girl will give police kill!! Lol
Me> omfg...
Donald> so Japan only made fantasy for they XXXXXX! lol
Donald> Now know? lol
Donald> This is psychological! lol
Me> LOL!
Donald> Shhhh! no say!


If you need sex advise, be sure to look up Donald. Hahaha.