eeeee beetle

This post is dedicated to the most irritating person alive. Here is a picture of him:
(Note* I wanted to draw petty things on his photograph such as panda eye or a pig nose as a form of childish insult but apparently he saved me the trouble):




















A Few days back:

Alvin -- > I love you Steve! said:

u look hot nowadays. what u did ?

mok said:

erm cut my hair thats all lol

Alvin -- > I love you Steve! said:

must be more than that

mok said:

what i do?

Alvin -- > I love you Steve! said:

i'm asking u

mok said:

i din do anyuting la except cut my hair.. serious

Alvin -- > I love you Steve! said:

ok lo

Alvin -- > I love you Steve! said:

look hot is good

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:33):

mok

mok says (00:33):

sup

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:33):

can i confess something to u?

mok says (00:34):

what is it?

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:34):

i kinda like u..

mok says (00:34):

erm ya as frens ya

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:35):

i was actually testing myself

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:35):

i tot i actually like u

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:35):

but when i was confessing, i don't feel any blush or blood rushing to my head.

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:35):

so thank god. it's just friend .

mok says (00:35):

chey

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:36):

but u are like ah

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:36):

yesterday i can't help but to steal glances of u

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:36):

i feel so wrong..

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:36):

but i can't help it

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:40):

today luckily i didn't see u

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:45):

hey

mok says (00:45):

hmm

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:45):

u are not Shocked?

mok says (00:45):

am i supposed to be

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:46):

i don't know

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:46):

but u are quite cute actually

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:46):

i noticed u since the 1st day of school

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (00:46):

as in 2 sems ago

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (01:01):

do u like me?

mok says (01:01):

nope dun like anyone atm

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (01:02):

do u think u may like me in the future?

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (01:04):

i'm not joking u know

mok says (01:05):

ya i know just thinking of the best way to put it to u... but i think this is the best la.. i like girls and i like being single

mok says (01:05):

and i don't have any intention to get attached or get into any relationship until my career is stable

mok says (01:05):

and i am financially sound

Alvin -- > Stop burning your forest, you stupid people says (01:05):

i'm sorry...

mok says (01:05):

naw its ok i respect what u tell me

mok says (01:05):

and u as an individual

Last Night:

Seriously man. What part of my conversation do you not understand? Should I be more direct and tell you that I like chicks with tits not chicks with dicks? I try to the best of my ability to treat everyone with all the respect they deserve as an individual but you are seriously crossing the line here to the point of annoyance.

"EEEEEEEEE A BEATLE"... I mean common lah. Even if you were a girl I'll minus 50 points for being a stupid twit. Since either you don't get the picture that for me, male + male = no thanks and that you are stupid, or you just don't see that being persistent does not count as determination but rather as harassment, I shall not reserve any kindness to keep this as discrete as possible.

NO I DO NOT WANT TO GO SWIMMING WITH YOU

NO YOU MAY NOT COME TO MY HOUSE

NO I DO NOT WISH TO STAY OVER AT YOUR CHALET

NO I DO NOT WANT YOU TO SEND ME ANY PORN

NO I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH PORN WITH YOU OR CONSIDER WANKING OFF WITH YOU TO ANY COW DOG AND CAT HAVING SEX

WHETHER I WATCH PORN OR NOT IS NON OF YOUR BUSINESS

NO YOU ARE NOT CUTE.

NO I WILL NOT LIKE YOU ANYTIME IN THE NEAR OR DISTANT FUTURE EVEN IF YOU AND I ARE THE LAST PEOPLE ALIVE.

NO I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO BOYS

YES I LIKE GIRLS. YES I LIKE GIRLS.

Amen.