Two crappy events in the past two days

While having tea break during lecture today:

Mok to Fionn and Kath: Eh hot girl walking down now, hot girl walking down now alert!

Fionn: Huh where?

Kath: Where, Where!?

Mok: There the girl in pink shirt

Kath: (Silence)

Fionn: HUH?! Like that called hot?

Mok: Yeah abo.den. Damn hot ah!! You dunno one.

Fionn and Kath: *Long silence*

. . . .

Fionn: I've seen hotter girls.

Mok: Yeah who?

Fionn: The two of us lor *Points to Kath and herself

Kath: *Giggles*

Mok: ....

Mok: Fionn, that only makes you 1/2 right.

Fionn: *Blur Look* HUH? Are you saying Kath's not hot?

Mok: . . . You should know better Fionn.

Kath: *Stupified look*

Mok: . . .


During lecture yesterday:

Mok to 007 (she's sitting 2 seats from me): Eh Kath! Tell you a secret. Got one guy in lecture thinks you damn cute and wanna know you. How sia?

Kath: Huh? *Blur look*

Mok: *repeats with a louder voice* Got a guy in lecture wanna know you. I intro him?

007: *Embarrassed look* Don't need la, if he wants to know me he can just smile and say hi. I don't need you to be my matchmaker!

Mok: Aiya nevermind one la I'll intro you to him

007: *Annoyed look* Wey MOK! Don't make me announce to the world that you like Avril Lavigne okay!

Mok: SHIT KATH OMG. *Whispers* Her friends are just sitting behind you la.

007: *Looks behind* O SHIT SORRY Mok, I forgot!!!

Avril's Friend (Behind) to another friend: Did you hear that?

Mok: ><

007: *gives the "opps I did it again look"*